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Golfreiser
06.09 Golfspillet går ofte til helvete:
Men hvem kommer dit, hvorfor og hvordan?
Blir det kaldere eller varmere i helvete over tid jo flere sjeler som
ender der. Golfspillere eller ikke.
Illustrasjonsbilde som ikke har så mye med artikkelen å gjøre, men en
artikkel skal gjerne ha et bilde.
Denne saken har ikke noe med golf å gjøre, men den er såpass god at den får
plass på Golfsiden likevel: Skjerp hjernen nyt artikkelen (innsendt)!
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry
mid term, and an
actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with
colleagues, via the
Internet:
Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
By a Chemistry Student
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools
when it expands
and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to
know the rate at
which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which
is unlikely.
I think
that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in
the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong
to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates
as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at
the rate of change
of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure
in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as
souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the
temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that,
'It will be a cold
day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I
slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen
over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
'Oh my God.'
This answer was awarded an A+.
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Her finner du
DEBATTSIDEN
Her diskuterer du golf
Si din mening!!
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