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07.02 Humor:
Sakte
spill - uvanlig årsak
Denne innsendte historien vedrørende sakte spill kan være verdt å lese.
Sakte spill har irritert mange opp gjennom årene.
Her er en historie om saken.
A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian
from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
golfers in front of them .
The Italian from New Jersey fumed, "What's with those jerks? We're waiting
fifteen minutes between shots!'
The Indian doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with
him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They
lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let
them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer
for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire
fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
The Italian from New Jersey said, 'Why the f*ck can't they play at night ?
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