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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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GOLFVITSER
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Errare humanum est..
The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor
was not very good at it,
and uttered a loud
"F***, missed!"
each time he missed. The
priest tolerated him for a
few minutes and couldn't
take it anymore.
"Do not swear thus,
my friend, or God will
punish you".
It didn't make a
difference, the sailor
continued unabated. One
after another, the sailor
played badly, and followed
up with "F***, missed!!".
Again, the priest said
"Do not utter such
profanities, or God will
show you a sign".
It didn't help, and the
next stroke missed was
followed by a loud
"F***, missed!!".
A bolt of lightning
dropped out of the clouds
and struck the priest dead.
A voice was heard in the
clouds "F***, missed!!".
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