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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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Jerry reluctantly
agreed to play in the
club's annual couples
alternate-shot tournament
with his wife, Suzy.
He teed off on the first
hole and blistered a drive
300 yards down the middle.
Upon reaching the ball,
Jerry said to Suzy,
"Just hit it toward
the greens. Anywhere
around there will be
fine." Suzy proceeded
to shank the ball deep
into the woods.
Undaunted, Jerry said,
"That's OK.,
sweetheart," and
spent the full five
minutes looking for the
ball, finding it just in
time in an absolutely
horrible position. Then he
played the shot of a
lifetime to get the ball
within two feet of the
hole.
He told Suzy to knock the
putt in, and she proceeded
to knock the ball off the
green and into a bunker
Still maintaining
composure, Jerry summoned
all his skill and holed
the shot from the bunker.
He took the ball out of
the hole and while walking
off the green put his arm
around his wife and calmly
said, "Honey, that
was a bogey, but that's
OK. I think we can do
better on the next
hole."
To which Suzy replied,
"Listen, mister,
don't complain to me. Only
two of those shots were
mine."
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