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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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A woman awoke during the
night to find that her
husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and
went downstairs. He was
sitting at the kitchen
table with a cup of coffee
in front of him. He
appeared to be in deep
thought, just staring at
the wall. She saw him wipe
a tear from his eye and
take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter
dear? Why are you down
here at this
time of night?" she
asked.
"Do you remember
twenty years ago when we
were dating and you were
only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she
softly replied.
"Do you remember when
your father caught us in
the back
seat of my car making
love?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when
he shoved that shotgun in
my face and said, "Either
you marry my daughter or
spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she
said, blushing a little.
He wiped another tear from
his cheek and said, "You
know...I would have gotten
out today.
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