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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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Miss Bea, the church
organist, was in her
eighties and had never been
married. She was much
admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. The
pastor came to call on her
one afternoon early in the
spring, and she welcomed him
into her Victorian parlor.
She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared a
little tea. As he sat facing
her old pump organ, the
young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of
it, filled with water. In
the water floated, of all
things, a condom. Imagine
his shock and surprise.
Imagine his curiosity!
Surely Miss Bea had flipped
or something..! When she
returned with tea and
cookies, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle
his curiosity about the bowl
of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the
better of him, and he could
resist no longer. "Miss Bea,"
he said, "I wonder if you
would tell me about this?" (pointing
to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't
it wonderful? I was walking
downtown last fall and I
found this little package on
the ground. The directions
said to put it on the organ,
keep it wet, and it would
prevent disease. And you
know... I haven't had a cold
all winter."
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