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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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Ikke greit å være fattig
Kirk was
walking down the street when
he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and
shabby-looking homeless man
who asked him for a couple
of dollars for dinner. Kirk
took out his wallet,
extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking
years ago," the homeless man
replied.
"Will you use it to gamble
instead of buying food?"
Kirk asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the
homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to
stay alive."
"Will you spend this on
greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the
homeless man. "I haven't
played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on
a woman in the red light
district instead of food?"
Kirk asked.
"What disease would I get
for ten lousy bucks?"
exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not
going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take
you home for a terrific
dinner cooked by my wife
Kim."
The homeless man was
astounded. "Won't your wife
be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
Kirk replied, "That's okay.
I just want her to see what
a man looks like who's given
up beer, gambling, golf and
sex."
INNSENDT
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